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1 "That's my boy!" on 17th June 2007, 13:45

A classic!

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way

through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money

his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't

believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they

actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue

how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that


"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into

the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.

About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls

his father again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't

believe this - they've had such good results with this program that

they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in

that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the

money. The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will Find

out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.

"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read


"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just

before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking

back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.

Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around

with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a b*tch before he talks To

your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

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