These are actual collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
\"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.\"
\"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.\"
\"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?\"
\"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?\"
\"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.\"
\"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.\"
\"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid.\"
\"In God we trust, all others are suspects.\"
\"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.\"
\"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.\"
\"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?\"
\"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?\"
\"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.\"
\"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.\"
\"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid.\"
\"In God we trust, all others are suspects.\"
